127 in idea barrages
- Dec. 7, 2016, 3:26 p.m.
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1.) Our age is defined by struggle against those who’d fake up systems of thought to justify cruelty & selfishness in an interconnected world. No one should go hungry sick or uneducated, we’ve the resources to end this suffering but the greedy manipulate the ignorant to prevent it.
2.) So it turns out that Italian chefs don’t enjoy you standing around pretending that the Italian word for penis is “pecorino”.
3.) Marge Simpson’s thankless job as homemaker is made a little easier by the fact that her family wears the same clothes every day.
4.) Of course you know, this means more.
5.) If they ever dropped their racist mascot, they could be The Cleveland Grovers and it’d be both educational AND adorable.
6.) Redesign the arcade cabinet art to “Dig Dug” into “Big Nugs”, slap that on a shirt, collect one million stoner dollars.
7.) I don’t know if a business school going out of business is exactly irony but it’s close enough for horseshoes.
8.) I don’t know what a Dundercheat is but apparently it’s a dirty deed. Maybe an Australian thing.
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