november capstone in idea barrages

1.) A blend of a Mudslide and a Bloody Mary would taste weird but the name Bloodslide would be amazing.

2.) If the characters on “Friends” weren’t conventionally attractive, they would all be the villains in other stories.

3.) When you change the channel away from ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE this year, yell “DECAPRATATED!”

4.) It’s the story of a nihilist who inherits his butler’s children. It’s called INDIF’RENT STROKES.

5.) A Bloody Mary made with fortified wine is called That Time of Vermouth.

6.) As the holidays approach, remind people who love ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE if they ALMOST LITERALLY VOTED FOR MR. POTTER.

7.) And when they tell you DIE HARD is their favourite Christmas movie, you grab them by the lapel and yell “GREMLINS, YOU GODDAMN SAVAGE.”

8.) ABC’s programming plan: Step 1 - repeat the same tired family sitcom with every possible ethnicity. Step 2 - ???, Step 3 - Profit.