1127 in idea barrages

1.) Your Western where the hero wears Mom jeans will be called HIGH-PANTS DRIFTER.

2.) A picture of a morbidly obese Nazi with a knife collection and a Gamergate flag would be the cover to a magazine called SOLDIER OF 4CHAN.

3.) Twitter rounds my tweet count up to the nearest hundred, as if to say “ah, you’re so close to being that level of loser, we’ll count it.”

4.) If you are a magician who performs mostly food-based tricks, you are mandated to use the catchphrase “Pesto Change-o”.

5.) An elderly Robin, still fighting crime, was later known as “The One-Hip Wonder”.

6.) It’s too bad the Ninja Turtles never used the catchphrase “get radicalized!” before the meaning shifted.

7.) Transcribe pages of new short verse drafted in Albany or sleep? SLEEP IT IS.

8.) Call your collection of vintage gas station ephemera “essoterica”.

9.) The old airplane bombed at the open mic, turned out they weren’t into prop comics.