1126 in idea barrages

1.) Mannequin challenge where you hold the poses for the poster/VHS cover of Mannequin as long as possible.

2.) Convince someone that you think that the Hawaiian greeting is “Helloha”.

3.) He’s the kinkiest smuggler there is, just ask his friend Chewie, Han’s down.

4.) Every seven years, each Vulcan must binge-watch the entire run of TV’s MASH in a ritual known as Jamie Pon Farr.

5.) Your horror-host name will be Doug Graves. You will be a rapping undead. You will rap freshly, Doug Graves.

6.) Your porn video set against the backdrop of Mardi Gras will be entitled “When The Taints Come Marching In”.

7.) It’s possible but very very difficult to make a sentence that begins with “According to Wookiepedia” sound cool.

8.) When your pants are so tight that the outline of your genitals resembles Luke Skywalker, they call that “Hamilltoe”.

9.) Grab the judge’s gavel, hold it aloft and yell “BY THE POWER OF ATTORNEY, I HAVE THE POWER!” See what happens.

10.) Vic Tayback rises from the grave to avenge his own murder in VIC PAYBACK.

11.) If they ask WHY you cleared your browsing history, just start singing at them “I DID IT ALL FOR NO COOKIES, NO COOKIES”.

12.) In last night’s dream, I went on a year-long walkabout, fighting crime alongside a warrior duck, it was weirder than usual.

13.) I sure hope David Boreanaz from BONES named his daughter Aurora. If he didn’t, he really missed an opportunity.

14.) I’m still disappointed that MYTHBUSTERS wasn’t about, like, trapping Paul Bunyan with giant laser guns.

15.) The good news is, the only way left to justify hate is to completely dismantle the idea of truth because reality disproves hate.

16.) The people saying “we should only politically care about working class white people now” are GENTRIFYING DESPAIR.

17.) If you’re a trooper pulling over speeders off Exit 29, you better open with “what’s the Canajo-hurry?”