1122 in idea barrages

1.) If you gain the superpower to make it rain spiders, your superhero name had better be Torrentula.

2.) For a guy whose only real accomplishment is as a modestly-successful game show host, you’d think he wouldn’t get so offended by actors.

3.) If I was a good editor, I’d put the wrestler Sting into David Lynch’s DUNE instead of Sting & have something to smile about.

4.) Any swing can be a sex swing, you just have to have sex on it.

5.) They reckoned that rule-through-confusion seemed to work in corporations, why not try it on a national scale.

6.) Your rap about Kermit The Frog’s shady gangster past will be called “Nothin’ But A Green Thing”.

7.) I will not abandon the rights of women, Muslims, immigrants, LGBTQs for minor economic concessions. If you would you’re part of the problem.

8.) Boy oh boy, methodically planning for a nomination by wooing superdelegates early was “just as bad” as appointing actual Nazis to govt, huh?

9.) You’ll think by not standing up now, you’ll be guarding what you have. You’re just strengthening them for the point when they come for you.

10.) Dear Electoral College, there are actual Nazi rallies going on in support of Trump. You know what you should do.

11.) How much of Twitter’s entire server load is decent human beings blocking neo-Nazis harassing them? 15, 20%?

12.) You tell me we’re not “post-truth” but there was just a Nazi rally in D.C. where they now claim they were heiling “ironically”.