1119 in idea barrages
- Nov. 20, 2016, 2:30 a.m.
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1.) If you’re making a Beatles porno spoof and you don’t have a character called “Thingo” you should give up before you start.
2.) In my head-canon, the Star Wars prequels are propaganda by some future third-party to make the Empire and Rebellion both look like idiots.
3.) Two automatons punch each other in the pelvis until only one stands. It’s Rock ‘Em Sacrum Robots!
4.) Your movie about a woman who goes on a Tinder date and the guy turns out to be Frankenstein’s monster will be called BAIT AND STITCH.
5.) I don’t know what “Raverdance” would look like, exactly, but it’d probably be more interesting than Riverdance, anyway.
6.) Trump will take credit for every present you give your kids for Christmas.
7.) Mitch McConnell is what they will look like when they are elderly mutant ninja turtles.
8.) Your story about a Hindu woman whose parents disagree with her desire to host a childrens science show will be called BEND IT LIKE BEEKMAN.
9.) On your Speak-and-Spell, the pedantic owl says WHOM WHOM.
10.) “And remember, if you don’t end all your youtube videos with the same annoying catchphrase, you’re not really trying.”
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