t-minus-one barrage in idea barrages

1.) If Spiderman is doing another Clone Saga thing, I demand at least one “Insane Clone Posse” joke therein.

2.) Step 1: Pretend to be struggling to spark an invisible Bic lighter. Step 2: Upon “success” raise your middle finger as the “flame”.

3.) If your name is Lorenzo and you have a farm, get some llamas so you can call it “Lorenzo’s Llamas”.

4.) Your hybrid kimchi/kombucha “kimbucha” will be the most vile foodstuff ever.

5.) I’ve already written too many DUNE based parodies so a version of “The Lido Shuffle” about Duke Leto probably ain’t happening.

6.) Last nightmare was a surrealist anime that I was simultaneously writing, a character in and analyzing as an academic and it made NO sense.

7.) On the list of successes was Vlad The Impaler, at the time of his death, Picasso, a failure.

8.) May our nation overcome this awful case of the DTs and awaken Wednesday no longer shaking with fear, sweating in our fitful sleeps.

9.) Your Catholic message board will be called The Sistine Chathole.