1029 in idea barrages

1.) Just before the culmination of the ritual, Satanic practices break to stretch and sing “Take Me Out To The Baal Game”.

2.) Your mission is to create a video game where Mario Batali is Super Mario and every single enemy is a different form of Guy Fieri.

3.) If you crowdsource your erectile dysfunction drug and don’t call it “prickstarter” you have failed at your job.

4.) A really nerdy fake name to sign into hotels with would be “Sue Generis”.

5.) Supermarket tabloids tend to be counter-factual.

6.) When your cabbie is a spider, never say “step on it”.

7.) Your film about battling alien Nazis will be called “Plan Nein From Outer Space”.

8.) The growing success of their Swiss cheese factory had truly made a mountain out of a hole mill.

9.) Your horror movie about zombie Neanderthals will be called “Graveman”.

10.) If asked to tell a ghost story, start reciting the lyrics to Crash Test Dummies “Mmm Mmm Mmm” in a spooky tone until they catch on.

11.) Don’t feel sorry for the former celebrities cratering out into reality television, they aren’t doing Christian movies yet. YET.

12.) Your hipster breakfast restaurant will be called “Tapas The Morning To You”.

13.) Manatees are the football coaches of the sea.

14.) Only this election season could make a commercial where Best Buy calls its employees “Blue Shirts” weirdly subconsciously unnerving.