1028 in idea barrages

1.) We are at a point where a candidate is saying “the polls are wrong because the people getting polled are just ashamed to say they like me”.

2.) I don’t know enough about The Walking Dead to make a Negan/Tegan & Sara joke but there you go. The raw materials.

3.) No fall, huh? Just late summer, straight into early winter. Interesting call, Nature.

4.) People with plant fetishes are really into frond-footage movies.

5.) The idea that having a team strategize and plan out your bid for the presidency is proof of disqualifying corruption is the latest reach.

6.) I am officially An Old because I never really understood the appeal of Vines anyway. My attention span was too long for it, I guess.

7.) You make me feel/you make me feel/YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOLFMAN/WOLFMAN

8.) I have to keep remembering not to hate Ken Bone but rather the legions of dime-store ironists that created him.

9.) After years of work, I’ve finally formulated the ultimate name for a hipster indie rock band: Toxic Shark Syndrome.