1022 in idea barrages

1.) If you get Sean Connery drunk enough, he speaks in a clear steady Middle-Atlantic accent. You’d swear he was from Maryland or Delaware.

2.) There’s so much said for successes who fear themselves frauds, what about those poor souls who never did anything and still feel that way?

3.) Handy rule: if Ray Harryhausen made it don’t remake it. You won’t do better. Leave Everest to the schmucks who like their noses falling off.

4.) Sure I’m overflowing with regrets, we all are, but most of my regrets are unrealistic things I never could have really done so there’s that.

5.) Nevertheless like the rest of my species I put head to pillow thinking what change could put it all right, trying to will it into my dreams.

6.) I look at twitter, astounded at how many transparency advocates suddenly support totalitarian Putin, just because he gives profitable leaks.

7.) Conspiracy theorists are so maddeningly literal, as if people can’t imagine things, “they say giants in the Bible so there must be giants.”

8.) Without being sick or overworked, those kind of things, I’ve never been so just randomly beat & exhausted than now. I wanna sleep for days.

9.) I don’t use social media as a Potemkin Village of myself a false grand face mostly just joke or share observations, might be using it wrong.

10.) The only way to reverse Medusa’s petrifying stare is with the gaze of a flesh gorgon.

11.) If an alien ever excuses itself to the bathroom to “go number four”, don’t ask for an explanation, you don’t wanna know.