1018 in idea barrages

1.) You might wonder where the magazine interview with Mark Mothersbaugh is but, as we all know, the Devo’s in the Details.

2.) You can claim you’re a good golfer all you want but the proof is in the putting.

3.) Alt-right space MRAs spread conspiracy theories about how the Empire were really the good guys via Wookielinks.

4.) Alt-right MRA muppets spread conspiracy theories about how Fozzie Bear’s jokes were actually unironically funny via Wokkalinks.

5.) Yoda can appear larger than he actually is, due to Forced perspective.

6.) I want you to make a found-footage movie about haunted soup cans called “The Brothman Prophecies”.

7.) Any damned fool can have a beard made of bees. Embrace the original. Figure out how to have a bee made of beards.

8.) Probably no one had “mediocre game show host from Queens” in the betting pool for who would try to re-litigate the Civil War.

9.) Constantly refer to the moon as “the night sun”. If confronted, claim that is just what it is called where you grew up.

10.) It’s important to remember, the people “just following orders”… weren’t, they were shutting off their empathy in hopes of getting ahead.

11.) All these grim fearful sleepless nights until Election Day, when I find out if they end or if they’re gonna be the new normal.

12.) Be your own unreliable narrator.

13.) The only thing The Angry Orange and I agree on is that Saturday Night Live isn’t funny, hasn’t been since Hartman left 300 years ago.

14.) Why wasn’t there a blue tie-in donut to the X-Men movies called “Nightcruller”?

15.) Left there for a couple of days or so, the question of the Schrodinger Box becomes exceedingly sure.

16.) It’s like di-chromatic 3-D glasses, authorial intent & strict textual analysis are both partly valid but together you get a clearer picture.

17.) I liked it better when jokers w/ painted faces that only care to prove human cruelty & to watch the world burn were only in Batman movies.

18.) If only the King Crimson song “Thela Hun Ginjeet” were better known, I could do a wonderful parody about Bela Lugosi.

19.) If I ever buy a Church of the Subgenius membership, I think I’ll go with the name “Reverend D’nerever”.

20.) You will market your craft-brewed mead to ren fairs as Bardweiser.

21.) This nightmare involved Bowie having faked his death to start a medical marijuana dispensary and all the costumed characters in Disneyland becoming what their costumes appeared to be via a magic curse. Look, I don’t know what’s up with my brain either.