1017 in idea barrages

1.) I want you to remake key scenes from TERMINATOR except replacing Arnold with a Teddy Ruxpin.

2.) This terrible election makes me mourn the fact that Hunter Thompson isn’t around to comment on it, this end-game of all the horrors he saw.

3.) The press at the pipeline protests in ND are being treated the way Trump wants to treat all press, belittled silenced and jailed.

4.) Your ancient Roman rap name will be Flavia Flavia.

5.) Underneath your shirt you will wear pasties on your nipples that are just giant googly eyes. This will be your secret power.

6.) All these years we figured the surveillance state would be wall-mounted & forced on us. In the end they’re in our pockets & we paid for ‘em.

7.) All these people wanting a Joker and Harley love, call me old-fashioned, I want a Herman and Lily Munster kinda love.

8.) An “Unbreak My Heart” parody about Alice in Wonderland, “Unbake My Tarts”?

9.) In Soviet Russia, the big time makes you.

10.) They want to lead you into fear and hate like sheep, they want to make America graze again.

11.) You never give me your mummy, you only give me your pointy wax teeth and in the middle of trick or treating, no candy…

12.) We’ve invented a new hand-held on-the-go portable taco salad. It’s called a “taco”.