1015 in idea barrages

1.) Robots are a lot like bad movies, loads of fun unless they’re self-aware.

2.) I hope some kid out there has an imaginary friend named The Struggle so she or he can argue that The Struggle is real.

3.) Sitcoms about the teen experience being all flirts & wins made my teens sitting around listening to depressing music all the worse.

4.) I’m just saying, we’ve never seen Trump and “Donkey Lips” from Salute Your Shorts in the same room. I report, you decide.

5.) If Trump went on a stage and said Putin will nuke us if we don’t vote for him, that coward Paul Ryan still wouldn’t unendorse.

6.) You would figure that with his foot fetish, Tarantino would’ve done an ultraviolent version of Cinderella by now.

7.) It’s just a little punctuation that divides “Living The Dream” from “Living: The Dream”.

8.) What’s the turn of phrase in universes where Sherlock Holmes is real? “No merde, Marples”? “No poop, Poirot”?