1013 in idea barrages

  • Oct. 13, 2016, 2:24 a.m.
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1.) No, it is not classy to refer to your ejaculate as “exclusive member content”, I don’t care if it’s on Patreon or not.

2.) Michael Stipe’s linguistics class will be called “Semiotics For The People”.

3.) When you’re sure there’s a moon even though it’s high noon, a priori

4.) “Are you looking for anything in particular in Lenscrafters today?” “No, I’m just here to eye-browse.”

5.) “Women For Trump”? If any budding psychologists want to do a study on Stockholm Syndrome, you know where to go.

6.) If Trump loses, what are the odds he leaves the country to avoid his trial for raping a 13 year old? 99%? 99.999%?

7.) I am Putin-intolerant. I can only vote for people certified Putin-free.

8.) Is there a dating reality show in the UK called “Going For Bloke”? You’d think we as a world have sunk far enough for that.

9.) Somewhere Andy Warhol is refusing to be blamed for the Ken Bone stuff.


M October 13, 2016

How did you conflate Andy Warhol with Ken Bone?

Squidobarnez October 13, 2016

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