1011 in idea barrages

1.) The only locker room talk I remember was “how can I get out of running?”

2.) Is there anything funnier than a bully who only knows how to work w/ a lead wither away into nothing when he’s licked? Asking for a friend.

3.) The enduring image of Donald Trump is the end of Gabriel’s BIG TIME video, shrinking away “on the verge of a big big big big…“

4.) In the end complaining about Clinton manipulating the primary process in the way everyone always has ever is changing the rules for a woman.

5.) We are a nation founded on the notion of standing up to born-rich bullies and watching them pop like balloons in the face of a real fight. We are a nation founded on the notion of standing up to bullies who build castles just so they can name them after themselves. We are a nation founded on the notion of standing up to bullies who think their inheritance means they are owed power and praise.

6.) Your electronica based around samples of old horror movies will be called Haunted House.

7.) You’d figure the family values folks would support the person who mended a damaged marriage over the person w/ a succession of trophy wives.

8.) AM radio is a terrifying alternate dimension where jibbering uniformed idiocy somehow looks presidential. Also, sports, I guess.

9.) More than anything else, though, we’ve learned that there are times when politics-as-usual is the best case scenario. Times like these.