september capstone barrage in idea barrages

1.) If only Prince Charles had a lower-back tattoo that we might call it a Wales Tale.

2.) A parody of “Black Velvet” about Darth Vader, “Black Helmet”?

3.) Worry’s inevitable. When worry over things which you have no reasonable control supersedes action on reasonable things, there’s the problem.

4.) Remember when this terrible Madea Halloween movie would’ve been our proof of the end times, not the Trump candidacy? Innocent days.

5.) Writer’s block is only a problem if you don’t let yourself write crap. Let yourself get it out of your system then move on.

6.) I like to call the extinction event of the dinosaurs “the Velocirapture”.

7.) Yes, you can compare her to a summer’s day but don’t compare her to a summer’s eve. Context kills.

8.) The most difficult part of performing haiku is trying to create an introduction that isn’t longer than the poem. Life’s like that too.

9.) The rights allowed prisoners are the baseline of the rights you will have as citizens in a time of crisis. Attica. Attica.