927 in idea barrages

1.) Frost Giant Advisory tonight. If your vikings are not prepared to battle frost giants tonight, please, get them indoors.

2.) Less a melancholy baby, more a melancholy maybe and yet melancholy still.

3.) Don’t call it “fat”. Call it the “internal layered look”.

4.) Botanists know a lot about poplar culture.

5.) Arnold Palmer lived a long rich life so your joke about pouring out half a 40 then half a bottle of lemonade for him is okay.

6.) Your all-elderly Misfits cover band will be called Grandzig.

7.) I like to believe that when George W Bush climaxes he is known to yell “Emission Accomplished!”

8.) If you don’t move to Scandinavia until adulthood then you’re a Bjorn-Again Scandinavian.

9.) With every passing day, Corey Feldman and Billy Corgan grow closer and closer to becoming twins.

10.) I certainly hope that excommunicated Mormons are referred to as Latter-Day Ain’ts.