923 in idea barrages

1.) Do not blame people for being mad that the police are killing people for no sane reason. Be mad that the police are killing people.

2.) In lighter news, no one seems to want the National League wild card spots. My Mets, the Giants, the Cards, all straining to gak it.

3.) Divorce in Eastern Europe can be as easy as asking “separate Czechs, please?”

4.) Your documentary about the World Loogie-Hanging Championship will be called Great Expectorations.

5.) The hack at Yahoo exposed the information of all six people who still have Yahoo e-mails. It may have indirectly exposed their Google+ info!

6.) A ZZTop parody about how terrible the Pick-Up Artist community is called “She Got Neg-ed”?

7.) I hate that as an Italian-American the one holiday we “get” is one that degrades Natives. I’d like to give Columbus Day up, please.

8.) My instinctive fear of cops and my restless libido went to bitter war with each other at the sight of the beautiful policewoman.