921 in idea barrages

1.) Sadly, her pitch for a stoner sitcom was rejected because it was too high concept.

2.) Long Island Medium? More like LONG ISLAND EXTRA LARGE DISGUSTING FRAUD EXPLOITING THE BEREAVED OH MY GOD SHE ANGERS ME SO.

3.) How were they sure Jesus was the son of The Lord? God-only nose.

4.) Your show about Metallica retiring from music to solve crimes in a small town will be called VERONICA LARS.

5.) Real talk: Trump’s hate speech inflames the already crazy on all sides to violence, unstable racists AND the unstable oppressed.

6.) To be honest, I’m more annoyed by people overusing “ACTUALLY” than by people mis-using “literally”.

7.) I am, to this day, disappointed when I flip past “Entertainment Tonight” and it’s not co-hosted by E.T.

8.) It is Schrodinger’s Awareness Week. Also, it is not Schrodinger’s Awareness Week.

9.) His fears of food poisoning bordered on listeria.

10.) Your movie about wedding planners will be called NEARLY BELOVED.

11.) The kitchen fire at the Indian restaurant was ironic considering the place was naan-smoking.

12.) Saving money by buying in bulk at the butcher’s shop is all about economies of scale.

13.) Your exploitation film about ninja warrior nuns battling pushers on the mean streets of Chicago will be called FORCE OF HABIT.

14.) Peter Dinklage has an entire name built out of double-entendres.