922 in idea barrages

1.) “Alt-Right” is a damn polite term for what are actually “Nazi hipsters”.

2.) Maybe public breastfeeding would be less controversial if we just refereed to the phenomena as “suckle moms”.

3.) Simon’s cultural appropriation in Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes is even darker when remembering how many die in Africa for diamonds.

4.) Trump’s love of Don King is his attempt to show that he doesn’t see race, he only sees other people with ridiculous goddamn haircuts.

5.) When you remember that the Hutts are, like, canonically hermaphrodites it adds another weird level to the Slave Leia thing.

6.) You are not perfect, I’m sure of it, but you’re probably perfect for someone.

7.) Don King made his fortune ripping off young black athletes of the wealth they were earning, of course he & Trump see eye to eye.

8.) May you write the three fictional characters most like you instead of having to have someone else do it for ya.