916 in idea barrages

1.) If there are only three Spice Girls left, does that make them The Sparse Girls?

2.) Instead of saying “I’m thirsty” yell “I AM FULL OF PARCHMENT!”

3.) If you remade MORK AND MINDY with Mindy Kahling and Bjork, the alien would be more believable this time around.

4.) Statues of giant stone butts are found all over Keister Island.

5.) The only valid title for a zombie romance is ROMERO AND JULIET.

6.) If Beetlejuice 2 involves a reality show called HOUSE HAUNTERS I am gonna be SO MAD, you guys.

7.) The Cleopatra Exercise Plan is grueling, you really work your asp off.

8.) Is emo-rap called “Mope-Hop”? Please tell me emo-rap is called “Mope-Hop”.

9.) It’s a good thing I’m not a monk because I’d be yelling “HEY ABBOT!” like every fifteen minutes.

10.) How they haven’t put out green-coloured zombie-themed Big Red gum as “Big Dead” for Halloween, I will never know.