913 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re a skin doctor that specializes in helping people with issues due to goth/emo make-up is a doomatologist.

2.) The cookie name “EL Fudge” must’ve caused some “Who’s On First” miscommunications in the Spanish-language market.

3.) Sometimes you just have to save your dinars for a Bahrainy day.

4.) Getting involved in a lodgings turf war, you’re gonna end up in hostel territory.

5.) If I played Pokemongo, which I do not, I would name every crab-type monster I caught “Bronson Pincher”.

6.) Your album of surf-rock covers of Mike Patton’s discography will be called “Cowabungle”.

7.) Marty and Doc go back to Soviet Russia in BACK TO THE FUTURE 4: STALIN FOR TIME.

8.) The super-villain’s torture car had rack-and-minion steering.

9.) Going on Dr. Oz to talk about your health history is like going on Barney And Friends to learn about advanced paleontology.