912 in idea barrages

1.) Now that DARKWING DUCK & DUCKTALES are different universes, we need a “Flash of Two Worlds” cover mock-up with two Launchpad McQuacks.

2.) The way Wikileaks fell into being a cudgel for “alt-right” neofascists is deeply sad but also incredibly obvious in retrospect.

3.) “Oh boy, I would love orange juice to have little chunks of what feels like skin in it” said no one sane ever.

4.) If you rat other people out in your sleep, is that narkolepsy?

5.) Only today did I realize it was “boiling kettle” in the lyrics to No Sleep Til Brooklyn. I always wondered what “a boy named Kettle” meant.

6.) I want to start a business that sends letters to alternate timelines called Parallelograms.

7.) I don’t mean to be condescending but I just heard a British person call HD video “Haitch-D” and it was… adorable.

8.) I’ve convinced myself that the Mets only signed Tebow to take an even larger grosser publicity stunt away from the Marlins or Braves.