catch-up barrage in idea barrages

1.) I still say it’s a shame Zack de la Rocha doesn’t have his own brand of Almond Roca.

2.) The upside to scary things is you get the opportunity to overcome ‘em.

3.) Of course Syracuse is a broadcasting school, every home game there’s a Carrier wave.

4.) Shop class is a series of object lessons.

5.) “El Camino” is Spanish for “The Camino”.

6.) There are those who’d be driven cruel crazy & weird by the assuredness of faith, agnostics as dry drunks in the face of comforting madness.

7.) You gotta defend yourself. Never let them make themselves feel bigger by taking a chunk of your space. Don’t let ‘em take your life away.

8.) Your Toronto marijuana dispensary will be called Grow Canada.

9.) Gripping tightly to the top of Superman’s back, Lois took a trip on the flying trapezius.

10.) Your “Facts of Life” fan fiction will be entitled “The Jo Luck Club”.

11.) Disney hasn’t monetized EVERYTHING yet as I don’t see “Happily Ever Aftershave” in the CVS.

12.) Your retelling of The Odyssey with Pooh Bear characters in it will be called “Oh Bother Where Art Thou”.

13.) We don’t have to be perfect, we just have to be a little bit better than the jerks we were yesterday and eventually we’ll get there.

14.) And it’s all right, it’s subjective if you can’t tell and it’s all right, your heaven is somebody’s hell.

15.) Maybe had the Beatles stayed together they would’ve faded into self-reflexive mediocrity like the Simpsons. MAYBE THIS IS THE GOOD TIMELINE.

16.) There are no more adults. Oh, we age and we die but now we die as children that have just worn themselves out. It’s for the better.

17.) Pottery competitions are one of the few contests you win the game by throwing it.

18.) To win a Greco-Roman battle of the bands, you had to fight lyre with lyre.

19.) I just realized that when you wore a cheapie Batman costume as a kid, you were wearing a mask with a mask on it. We wore meta-masks.