830 in idea barrages

1.) Build an elaborate facebook personality test that scrapes for demographic information then make every outcome “you are gullible”.

2.) The idea of going to an event because you find Hulk Hogan’s daughter attractive seems fraught with sublimated sexual conflict.

3.) Run on a platform that you can only have music video awards if you show music videos, you’ll probably get more votes than Stein or Johnson.

4.) Your next thirty-five reality shows will be called (City) (Aspirational Hipster Trade).

5.) How many twitter trolls are trying to convince people that they think Van Wilder is dead right now?

6.) Doesn’t Trump realize that attacking one of Clinton’s aides for having a cheating husband just makes her look MORE sympathetic?

7.) I hope some post-apoc novel has future anthropologists assuming that the American flag’s design was the biohazard symbol.

8.) We play wack-a-mole with Expectation and Doubt, those few moments we have both smashed down, oh man, we are marvelous.