826 in idea barrages

1.) Your body-modification parlor will be called Brand Management.

2.) The ultimate battle in Pokemon Go seems to be coming up with the most clever names for your digital monsters.

3.) Wholesome condoms often are involved with some good-natured ribbing.

4.) He should have known that rebooting Frankenstein was doomed from the start, he tampered in the public domain.

5.) Your breast-enlargement crowd funding site will be called Bubr. It will be terrible.

6.) “Alt-Right” just means a Klansman drinking a PBR on a fixed-gear bike.

7.) There is a universe where all the marriages retconned away to make the heroes easier to write are all still extant and strong.

8.) Did the Beatles break up because an era was ending anyway or did the era end because the Beatles broke up?