skipped a few barrage in idea barrages

1.) Selling billboard space on your church is the epitome of cross-promotion.

2.) I demand a movie about an undercover DEA agent called “Raiders of the Lost Narc”.

3.) Scandinavian smut is really just bjornography.

4.) When they call a recipe “sinfully easy” I like to imagine the home cooks literally burning in hell for making an uncomplicated casserole.

5.) One of these days, Trump’s just gonna break out into a Disney musical villain song at a rally. “I Love Being A Bastard” maybe.

6.) I am starting to think that the Mets success and my success as a performer are inversely proportional.

7.) If you’re dating a member of KISS, you don’t have to break up or fight to have make-up sex.

8.) Why aren’t more people calling the return of Ecto-Cooler “Resurrecto-Cooler”? COME ON.