815 in idea barrages

1.) Humiliation via humidity is humidiation.

2.) Your survival guide to the Kentucky Derby will be called “Tiptoe Through The Juleps”.

3.) I wonder if there were any unfortunate discount stores that had to change their name from “Gitmo” after the war on terror.

4.) You dudes shouldn’t take mushroom hunting too seriously, you gotta just go out there and have fungis.

5.) Calling a player a “baseball junkie” is surprisingly loaded in the steroid era.

6.) Your softcore film about lesbians in the French Foreign Legion will be called “Florence of Alabia”. Just so you know.

7.) When you talk about the weather, it’s literally a topical heat wave.

8.) Cyclops would’ve been a good public relations crisis manager, what with his optics blasts.