814 in idea barrages

1.) Trucking dispatchers are semi conductors.

2.) Only horror nerds would appreciate an Eminem parody called “My Name Is (Lon Cheney)”.

3.) There’s no hex in the Samhain room. Oh, there’s Samhain! But there’s no hex in the Samhain room.

4.) A parody of Nirvana “Dumb” about Scrappy Doo and Scooby Dum?

5.) In the lyrics of Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long” I always hear the name of former baseball slugger Hideki Arabu.

6.) For the purposes of pun, alternate pronunciation is acceptable, I didn’t make the rule, blame Big Willy Shakespeare.

7.) Cinderella took a job at a hipster bar and at midnight her coach turned into a pumpkin beer.

8.) We forgive ourselves for not writing enough gibberish on Twitter on our birthdays. It is the law.