812 in idea barrages

1.) Long before the flood is when you have to give a damn. Last-minute damns do nothing.

2.) Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next year.

3.) Youtube, it is adorable that you believe I give even a tenth of a damn about the Olympics but no. No I do not.

4.) If you can’t stifle the belch, at least pump your arm victoriously while belching.

5.) An episode of DOUG where ADD meds bring an end to his flights of fancy and stop him from seeing flesh as blue, green or purple.

6.) I await the Insane Clown Posse cereal Juggle-Os flavoured with cheap soda and the exploitation of the disaffected.

7.) The only differences between a Trump rally and the people at a Nickleback show are twenty years of age and many many mortgages.

8.) As I grow older, I find myself growing more and more liberal but also less radical about my liberalism, more pragmatic, it’s weird.