86 in idea barrages

1.) Your Matt Damon/Jeremy Renner slash fic is positively Bournographic.

2.) I sort of get disinterest in your wife’s reality bending magical powers if you’re already something cool like an astronaut. But an ad exec?

3.) My current goal is to somehow be the actual first first-spouse of Slovenian ethnicity.

4.) “I’m kind of lonely but very picky and awkward.” If I ever try one of those internet match things again, that’s my tagline.

5.) There is a technology conference called Defcon but, really, it should be an old-school rap convention.

6.) The Mets are doing well for a team this ravaged with injuries, which is to say, somewhat poorly.

7.) Lily in the streets, Morticia in the sheets. This is a shirt waiting to happen.

8.) Two ladies made a computer that gave them a hipster genie. It was called BEARD SCIENCE.