85 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 5, 2016, 6:46 p.m.
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1.) This Lackluster Video WOW What Indifference joke is really really old.

2.) Everyone’s bad at adulting but it’d be funnier if the term were “adultery”.

3.) The beer poops are fecal alcohol syndrome.

4.) Watch out, that plastic surgeon is making faces behind your back.

5.) Wouldn’t a thigh gap just make it uncomfortably cold in your nethers? I guess you’d get used to it but it sounds unpleasant.

6.) That zombie contest is dead giveaway.

7.) There are better approaches to The Joker as a character than “a Juggalo with a really good tailor”.

8.) Most of my writing starts off sounding like a manifesto and closes like a hopeful if repetitious love letter, like a love letter.


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