barrage? barrage. barrage... in idea barrages

1.) Toothpaste contains paste but very few teeth.

2.) If you want Greece to pull out of the Euro, that’s fine, but don’t be a drachma queen about it.

3.) Your tanning bed company will be called Chatum’s Tanning.

4.) Time is an illusion but the entropy that creates that illusion is not. Sadly, understanding time’s falsity does not prevent entropy.

5.) Comedy is not the art of telling the joke first. Comedy is the art of getting heard by a lot of people telling the joke.

6.) Sharing your M&Ms is a fundamentally communist act.

7.) You can’t spell “epiphany” without letters. I am made out of letters. The connection was bound to happen at some point.

8.) TODAY’S FORTUNE: you will pay 50 dollars for a meet and greet with a youtube celebrity & in three days, you will be on youtube for a second.

9.) A podcast where every week they discussed a different discontinued Sesame Street character.

10.) In Soviet Star Trek, Balkan nerd pinches YOU!