728 in idea barrages

1.) If you believe Hispanics, Muslims, African Americans & women deserve human rights, you vote for the D candidate. That simple at this point.

2.) My love of humanity is unabated. My trust, my faith in humanity putting being humane to each other above petty things, not so much.

3.) They know the only way they could get a monster elected is to convince us that electing a monster doesn’t matter. Don’t let them.

4.) Sell “420.0” stickers for the back of stoners’ cars and become a millionaire.

5.) If the President’s speech didn’t tell you why not to waste your vote on Johnson, Stein or Mickey Mouse, I don’t know what to say.

6.) You know, it’d be a lot more honest if they just called the NASCAR series “race war”.

7.) MST3K fans don’t play Marco Polo, they hop in the pool for a rousing round of Ortega Torgo.

8.) I wonder when peak internet will occur with an adorable kitten made out of sriracha Legos.

9.) Ultimately, if I was ever gonna write a personals ad, it would come down to “Herman Munster seeks Lilly”.