724 in idea barrages

1.) The one thing I can say about the Star Spangled Banner is… as least it’s about surviving attack instead of attacking someone else.

2.) Does BitCoin have a convention? Is it called BitCon? It had better be called BitCon.

3.) LIFE HACK: Before going to bed, close all embarrassing Firefox tabs, just in case you die in your sleep.

4.) An updated version of Tom Sawyer where they go into the caves not looking for buried treasure but rather for a rare Pokeman.

5.) The strange cat-dog creature thought Sonic was yelling “Ducktales!” not “Duck, Tails!” and so was decapitated.

6.) Daddy Warbucks was a textbook example of an early adopter.

7.) The word for half-hearted oral sex is “kindalingus”.

8.) You’ve sung that old soul song as “Anal sunshine when she’s gone” and you know you have.

9.) The positive side of lonely is less lonely, more like “I am pretty awesome, I would like to share this awesome with someone special”.

10.) Depending on whether you’re filming a regular movie or a porn movie, “doing inserts” can mean two very different things.

11.) Disney buying Star Wars forever prevented the dream of Sith Flags theme park.

12.) The neurotic existentialist has nothing to worry about.

13.) Settin’ my alarm for 7:30AM on a Sunday, like I’m a functional human being or somethin’.

14.) You can tell if a person’s local or not if they call the nearest Six Flags “Six Flags” or its original name “Great Escape” “Darien Lake” etc.