717 in idea barrages

1.) The massive organ damage from drinking at the Great American Irish Festival in Frankfort is called “Liverdance”.

2.) Taylor Swift was trying to keep her relationship with Tom Hiddleston loki and the press is making her mighty thor.

3.) Your obscure pop-culture mash-up of the day is: Lee Harvey Oswald The Lucky Rabbit.

4.) The cool thing about not knowing what the hell you are doing is that you can be both mysterious and emotionally honest at the same time.

5.) Your goth detective agency will be called Morbid Curiosity.

6.) Is heartburn a noms flashback?

7.) I go to the Turning Stone Casino, like, two or three times a year but frequently have dreams take place there, it’s weird.

8.) I wonder if a sexual predator like Bill Cosby was emboldened by fame or if he pursued fame specifically to help get away with it.

9.) Let’s sell shirts with reversed logos to people on Tumblr so that they can have perfect mirror selfies.

10.) Funny how Fox News hates France but when it can use France to whip up hate for brown people, hoo doggie. SOLIDARITE! and so on.

11.) Myspace might’ve survived had it copied facebook’s knock-off sunglasses sale business model.

12.) I want a toy robot that turns into a pair of cheesy VR goggles. I want to call it Oculus Prime.

13.) I’ve just realized that Santa Claus is the Judge Dredd of gift-giving.

14.) If in your He-Man/Rainbow Brite crossover, Skeletor doesn’t call her “Rainbow Brat!” you’ve failed at your one job.

15.) My ending to LOST was realizing it was all in Tommy Westphal’s imagination as he bought a lottery ticket from the one fat guy.

16.) SPOILER ALERT: The new Woody Allen picture will have a creepy subtext to the central romantic plot.

17.) The religious right doesn’t mind giving their nation away to the business right because they think the world is ending any day now.

18.) Like a vegan… HEY… meatless lunch for the very first time… like a ve-ve-ve-ve-gan… gonna judge you from on high…

19.) Individuals in the media may personally lean to the left but the rich people who make the decisions & cut the checks? Nope.

20.) Another reminder that it’s good that I hate video editing because my attempt at a youtube show would be a disaster.