713 in idea barrages

1.) Rob Zombie’s Chinese take-out place had better be called More Hunan Than Hunan.

2.) Time-traveling centaurs! They create a stable time loop!

3.) Your Blink-182 joke is outdated, I’m sorry, a day late a buck short.

4.) A rich guy lobbying a poor nation w/ an A name to change its name to “United States of A” so his “Made In USA” tags can be technically true.

5.) You’ve failed to find any Pokemon in your house twice today but third time’s the Charmander.

6.) A baseball themed GWAR coverband called fWAR.

7.) YouTube hair and makeup tutorials are a critical mass of moderately attractive people calling themselves ugly to get compliments.

8.) A return to the low-impact exercise at the City Pool. Half-hour of water jogging. Good times.

9.) During any ad with a Dennis Leary voiceover I imagine him writing Bill Hicks’ jokes into a notebook then I don’t buy that thing.

10.) An electric car with a stick shift and a religious internet radio station are both e-manual transmissions.