79 in idea barrages

1.) Why is everyone talking about Poke Mongo? I wouldn’t poke Mongo from Blazing Saddles, that dude was harsh.

2.) Only computer nerds will laugh when you call your mouth your “cereal port” but it’s still worth it to say.

3.) I miss when Chuck E Cheese was terrifying. There was a wisdom in telling kids pizza & games will always be weighed against eldritch horrors.

4.) There’s an 80s cover band Durian Durian but they really stink.

5.) Jokes about the Mario Brothers work on multiple levels.

6.) May you find what you seek but, moreover, if you don’t may you still find a way to know peace.

7.) I’ll never understand politicians claiming business experience makes em qualified. Gov’t is supposed to help people, not profit at any cost.

8.) The best mash-up of all would be a college leprechaun and Bob Denver chasing skirts in THE MANY LOVES OF DARBY O’GILLIS.

9.) It’s a sitcom about a serial killer hiding out in a town full of charming characters. It’s called GEIN ACRES. It’s… pretty terrible.