78 in idea barrages

  • July 9, 2016, 3:10 a.m.
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1.) We send our hearts out so often now that they never have the time to come back before we send them out again.

2.) Your hip-hop inspired interior design service will be called Tupac Decor.

3.) The Frankenstein Corp is big on team-building exercises.

4.) If you’re going to open a recreational boating store, any name other than Salma’s Kayaks suggests a lack of intellectual vigor.

5.) The mental image of a giant snorting cocaine with a pool noodle.

6.) You can’t just say “Northwest” without a point of reference, northwest of WHERE? You need a SPECIFIC Northwest.

7.) His poorly-researched essay about ancient longform poetry was an epic fail.

8.) Taking one down to Funkytown is a big ask. Let’s start by taking you down to Funky Census Designated Place then work from there.


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