spirit of barrage in idea barrages

1.) If I were well-known my cover name at hotels would be “James Kata” & bad movie fans working at them would get a kick out of that.

2.) In a more just world, we’d have licensed Spider Man condoms called Peter Parkas.

3.) Most of us have word processors but a few of us are process worders.

4.) RESOLVED: The most accidentally-sexual name for a classical music piece is “Night On Bald Mountain”.

5.) Clinton may have been sloppy with her use of e-mail but it beats The Angry Orange using Twitter to, you know, encourage fascism.

6.) A good way to telegraph your openmindedness is to state “My name isn’t Reinhold, I don’t Judge.”

7.) Knowing when to compromise so you can try again for wonderful things later down the road, our country’s not so good at this.

8.) It’s still so weird seeing names I know in credits and things like that. Makes me feel disconnected from a world that passed me by, even though I know that’s not really the truth. It makes me pause, though, and remember… it’s the world that’s just finally catching up.

9.) Priests are sometimes votivational speakers.

10.) He didn’t not age because of some painting, it’s that he was an alien gray, it’s right there in his name.

11.) The long line of Hooters gift cards at the bottom of the CVS birthday card rack was weirdly unsettling.

12.) Nearly a decade of “secret Muslim” birthering into a “Sadaam Hussein wasn’t all bad”. If only this WAS satire, it’d be great satire.