77 in idea barrages

1.) As there is no sharp uptick in ragged ranters with no ID being institutionalized, this election cycle proves time travel is impossible.

2.) All I’m saying is that I personally would love an Ishtar reboot starring Billy Corgan called “Gishtar”.

3.) The best lens through which to view Independence Day 2 through is as a secret prequel to Starship Troopers.

4.) So many will reject being the Brexit Prime Minister that, if I remember correctly, John Goodman will come up in the line of succession.

5.) My attraction to women who use language well could be referred to as liking “a little Strunk in the trunk”.

6.) “I didn’t get filet mignon so I’m taking a heaping mouthful of poison ivy over El Pollo Loco because I’m ideologically pure!”

7.) Half man, half joke, roaring laughtaur.

8.) Before Youtube, subfeed would’ve meant something wholly different.

9.) Man goes into rage, rage goes into battle, Hulk’s in the battle. Our Hulk.

10.) TBH if I was dealing w/ a 25 year multi-billion dollar right-wing media conspiracy against my family I’d be secretiveshady w/ my e-mail too.

11.) A movie about an aging Fred Gwynne’s flirtations with his new assistant called GODS AND MUNSTERS.

12.) The biggest mistake was calling them “dirty magazines” when we could have called them “peeping tomes”.

13.) It’s hard for Goonies to describe Dungeons and Dragons to other people because they never say die.

14.) If you do an internet radio show about Westerns and you don’t call it a pardcast, just give up right now.

15.) When I was a child, I pretended to have an imaginary friend because the kids in the teevee shows had them, I thought I was supposed to.

16.) After strange dreams, maybe I’ll just talk out the rest of the story of Sisyphus that came to me at poetry instead of writing it down.