75 in idea barrages

1.) Sleep the sleep of that which came before the gods in your Lovecraftmatic adjustable bed.

2.) Ultimately, the governor took pity on the acne, commuting its sentence of oxycution to oxylife without parole.

3.) The best thing about the Passion of the Christ sequel will be all the reviews headlined “THE CASH-IN OF THE CHRIST”.

4.) I still don’t know why they didn’t call The Wonder Bra “The Cadabra”.

5.) Unruly pubic hair sounds a lot more adorable if you call it “thighbrows”.

6.) When people call Area of Effect “AOE” in video games all I can think of is how much I miss A&E’s Evening At The Improv.

7.) I wonder if the DEA is chill enough to call their drug sniffing dogs “budhounds”.

8.) I’m seriously surprised that “Skateboarding Is Not A Crime” hasn’t been replaced by “Make America Skate Again” yet.

9.) If you write a He-Man/Harry Potter crossover without Skeletor referring to “Dumbledork” just erase the whole file.

10.) Why isn’t there a cheesy 80s horror movie called “Torturary” about a torture mortuary?