72 in idea barrages

1.) Your Ninja Turtles/Shakespeare mash-up will lean heavily upon the word “Thouabunga”.

2.) A million dollars is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? A movie called THE WORF OF WALL STREET.

3.) Why would you ever call yourself Giant-Man when you could throw on a giant loincloth and be Grownan The Hugebarian?

4.) Any parody of a Doors song about The Karate Kid must involve the line “it’s your dojo rising.”

5.) Your all beauty queen Smashmouth cover band will be called Sashmouth.

6.) While I wouldn’t enjoy drunk Lasertag, you could call it Lager Tag and really draw in the hipsters.

7.) Additional similiarity between the Pillsbury Doughboy and Jesus: walks on water/bread floats.

8.) Your Incan Pokemon would be Machu Pikachu.

9.) How haven’t I written a version of Dr. Feelgood about Dr. Strangelove? Oh right, because not so many would know both the song and reference.

10.) A crossover fanfic where Garfield hates Mondays because Solomon Grundy murdered his family.

11.) You always hear about mad scientists but you never hear about sad scientists. Resurrecting the dead to the tune of Morrissey or whatever.

12.) Actual thought: “I forget if FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR was like a creating a stable time loop at the end or not.”

13.) If we ever get around to a reality show about ren fests, you better damn well call it HOLLYWOOD SQUIRES.

14.) Now that he uses Depends to deal with his incontinence, he’s constantly feeling like a changed man.

15.) A mash-up of Edie McClurg and Idi Amin called Idi McClurg, a wacky neighbor who eventually cannibalizes the neighborhood.

16.) Do you think Fieri understands that he is a standard bearer for slavering mediocrity and just likes the money or is he actually deluded?

17.) In the Flintstones’ version of the Beastie Boys, Ad-Rock would not have to change his name at all.

18.) You have placed an order for (FAN FICTION). This order comes with (FREE SHIPPING).