barrage bursting in air in idea barrages

1.) I love puns enough where I think there should be a yearly Halloween fair in Boonville called Booville, I dunno.

2.) Richard Pryor tries to hide his secret identity as a karate vigilante from his family in DOJO MASTER, YOUR WIFE IS CALLING.

3.) Sputnik, above all else, was above all else.

4.) Earth-tones are the taupeiate of the masses.

5.) An Ice-T remix of Lemonade called Arnold Palmer.

6.) Today I learned that fans of the country performer Kenny Chesney call themselves “No Shoes Nation” because of course they do.

7.) The only argument I could come up with for a Star Trek: Voyager movie would be the line “No shit, Tuvok!”

8.) My guess is that idiot ball hawk Hample is getting Trump’s VP nod any minute now.