71 in idea barrages

1.) I understand that Ariana Grande is some kind of… pop singer?… but I choose to believe it is actually a drink at Starbucks.

2.) When our culture is dead and buried “Content continues below advertisement” might be a good epitaph.

3.) The only thing necessary for the triumph of greed & hate is for good men to do nothing or worse waste efforts on smug-ass protest votes.

4.) Prodigies become great at the absence of all other knowledge and then are non-functional wrecks otherwise. Greatness is a sucker bet.

5.) Call me hopelessly middle-brow but I’d love to hear Wilco cover the Mountain Goats’ song “Cotton”.

6.) Krang from the Ninja Turtles went to the brothel and they blew his mind.

7.) A fun way to refer to sex would be “making the love Voltron”.

8.) I guess it’d actually worse to be crying under spilled milk than over it, yeah?

9.) I think a great name for a really easy video game would be SPARSE INVADERS.

10.) Hickory: a hickor-like state, having a hickor quality.