626 in idea barrages

1.) Half the population of Earth is confirmed to be in the cast of SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING. You might be signed and not even know it.

2.) The best name for a stripper of Middle Eastern descent would be Bubbles Ganoush.

3.) If you put David Blaine and Criss Angel in a room together, even they wouldn’t know which is which in 2016.

4.) Your gender inversion magic spell will involve the phrase “Abra-Ca-Deborah”.

5.) I’m the champagne of beers of humans.

6.) Though it’s a very rare kink, people with a bicycle fetish tend to be living in Schwinn.

7.) If you rap about 1700s Naval life and your stage name isn’t Mary J Bligh, you’re doing it wrong.

8.) Your Tuvan throat singing country band will be called The Nitty Gritty Yurt Band.

9.) If you run a store that specializes in tags, running a tag sale must be really confusing.

10.) The second best name for a stripper of Middle Eastern descent would be Tab Boutie.

11.) The third best name for a stripper of Middle Eastern ethnicity would be Tah Heinie.

12.) “Can’t ya see, can’t ya see, that that wolfman been chewin’ on me…“

13.) The ultimate form of self-defense is creating a stable society where we’re safe most of the time. Short term selfish thinking dooms us all.