A Female in the Weiner Room. in The Napkin.
- June 26, 2016, 5:46 p.m.
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There was a “female cleaning” sign affixed near the men’s locker room. I suppose there are some who would be all OH NOEZ, A GIRL SAW MY WEINER*, but my first thoughts were this:
A: I’d rather have a chick see me naked than a dude in the first place. I mean, if you’re a dude who likes dudes seeing you naked, that’s kind of gay. …I mean, literally. If you’re gay, you’re more partial to people of the same gender seeing you naked. Literally.** I’m desensitized to locker rooms, and I’ve been to a nude beach a couple times. I could care less about who sees my weiner. Dicks are passé anyway.
B: It’s generally more acceptable for a chick to enter a “men’s room” than vice versa. If I see a chick in the men’s room, I think, “Guess she needed to pee and didn’t feel like waiting in line.” On average, men can’t just casually enter a lady’s room. Even if there was a line for the men’s room, if I were to enter a lady’s room I would be greeted with a general “YOU’RE AN EVIL MAN WITH EVIL INTENTIONS” attitude. Not saying this inequality is okay, but it’s certainly a true observation. Of course, if it were up to me, all bathrooms and locker rooms would be unisex. We all got genitals of various shapes and sizes - it shouldn’t fucking matter. Especially since some chicks have dicks and some dudes have pussies.***
As an aside, I tend to shower at home. We can only theorize whether I would have waved my weiner in her general direction. Probably not - as I don’t do that with dudes in the locker room. I’m not a fucking creep.
*Weiner is such a funny word. WEINER.
**I wonder if it’s ever occurred to conservatives that same-gendered places are kind of gay.
***Trans homies really do crash conservative minds. “BUT. I’M A DUDE BECAUSE OF MY PENIS.” Nopers. If your weiner is all that makes you male, well, you’re not much of a dude.
Last updated June 26, 2016
Gilraent ⋅ June 26, 2016
Weeeeeener
Sorry
Well, if I guy walked into a bathroom (sounds like a bad joke) and I were in there, I'd probably be more appalled by all the women running out of there without washing their hands.
Timmy™ Gilraent ⋅ June 26, 2016
WASH YO' DAMNED HANDS, PEOPLEZ.
Comfortably Numb Timmy™ ⋅ June 27, 2016
Word.
PepperGrape ⋅ June 26, 2016
I have a wiener dog. I giggle in my head every damn time I say wiener.
Fawkes Gal ⋅ June 27, 2016
Wait... if I am a cleaning lady at a gym, I can go clean in the men's locker room and goggle at all the weiners I want with impunity? goes to change careers
Comfortably Numb ⋅ June 27, 2016
We've had the occasional guy in the ladies locker room (maintenance) and I was kind of impressed how the only screeches of horror seem to be of the joking variety. Of course, no one's ever naked (that I've seen) at my gym- lots of shower curtains and changing rooms.
Timmy™ Comfortably Numb ⋅ June 27, 2016
Kind of glad I'm no longer at a YMCA. Don't know what it is with them, but the trope of guys resting their balls on the counter while shaving (their face) is unfortunately true. Other gyms tend to be far more low-key.
Greenie ⋅ June 28, 2016
You're right, weiner IS a funny word. I just had this same conversation the other day.
And, you probably don't mind people seeing yours cause you've got a big one. Haha, I've seen your weiner. :D