slim pickings barrage in idea barrages

1.) BREXIT is a reminder that, yes, ANYBODY BUT TRUMP because idiots WILL vote against their own self interest out of racism.

2.) If Dora REALLY wanted Swiper to stop swiping, she’d start calling him Steve or something.

3.) And when we get this feeling, gonna need… secular healing.. secular healing…

4.) Far too late for an “Enter Sandman” parody about the BREXIT but it would’ve been good when it was timely.

5.) There’s no hex in the Samhain room. There is NO hex in the Samhain room. Oh there’s rites but there’s no sex in the Samhain room.

6.) Sell mulled cider with the claim “there’s real Martin Mull in it!”

7.) Hell is other people(‘s kids on the same plane as you.)

8.) You’d think the zen realization that chunky peanut butter looks like corn-riddled poo would have stopped this sandwich but you’d be wrong.