25 or 624 in idea barrages

1.) If it ain’t crucibroke, don’t crucifix it.

2.) Your MTV cartoon/Italian giallo horror film mash-up will be called Daria Argento.

3.) A parody of the Fiona Apple song “Criminal” about subliminal messages?

4.) Pac-Man is a metaphor for stress eating while on the futile run from one’s own inner demons.

5.) A wolf wearing a sweater whereupon the pictures of three hipsters have been airbrushed.

6.) It was a casual roleplaying session, just minmaxin’ and minlaxin’.

7.) Brexit sounds like what happens after too many mimosas at a Sunday brunch.

8.) A Clairesvoyant can predict teen fashions with uncanny accuracy.

9.) You know a lot about Mexican desserts, don’t let anyone try to flansplain at you.

10.) For the three people on Earth who know both Final Fantasy and Bo Jackson, CHOCOBO KNOWS BREEDING would be a solid meme.

11.) When Jimmy Olsen wasn’t crossdressing, he was doing Gamera cosplay. Jimmy Olsen predicted Deviantart.

12.) When you’re older and refer to your “high school crush” you have to delineate “from when we were BOTH in high school, I’m not a weird pedo.”