worst barrage lately in idea barrages

1.) You know what’s fun to say but boring as a concept? Coldplay Cosplay.

2.) Survivors of the apocalypse battle rampaging hoards of Pillsbury Doughboys in THE WALKING BREAD.

3.) When you start writing books of misinterpretations of cutting edge science to sell to the tinhats your nom-de-plume will be Michio Crackpot.

4.) Underneath your face, you’re just a skeleton in disguise.

5.) Your gatherings of literati where you quip about the state of the world will be called The Court of Miracles.

6.) Arboreal lawyers have escalator claws.

7.) The moment you realize you’re a bad guy in Mexican wrestling, that’s a rudo wakening.

8.) If your punk band’s bass player plays a stand-up bass, you’re playing plunk rock.

9.) Good news, bad news, shaving the beard made me look a little fatter but a lot younger.

10.) The most meta thing you could do at a comic book convention would be to cosplay as a Costco. Hand out free samples.

11.) The Yoga Slasher commits post-meditated murder.

12.) The argument that the 2nd Amendment means unfettered gun access is on the wrong side of history. I wish I could be in DC to protest too.

13.) Paul Ryan, you look like a weiner leading a Future Business Leaders conference in a high school lunchroom. #nobillnobreak #notafraidoftheNRA

14.) Respectability and decorum are the enemies of change.